The High Priestess and I play poker with a complete tool...

Ahmasi O'Daniel: good hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: lame ass hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: all in on a jack and eight
D'mitri Wyllchen: vs pocket aces?
D'mitri Wyllchen: There is no god.
Ahmasi O'Daniel: nice
Dee Jizzle: hey meghan try dee's nuts
Meghan Stanton: clever
Dee Jizzle: tell me about it
Meghan Stanton: almost as much as jizzle
D'mitri Wyllchen: how appropriate, they're peanuts
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ())=====D
Dee Jizzle: read what it says
Dee Jizzle: NUTS
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ())=====DAmy Browne: nh
Meghan Stanton: but they sell peanuts at the circus
Meghan Stanton: you know that right
Dee Jizzle: thx for enlightening me
Amy Browne: hrmm
dopes! : owned.
Meghan Stanton: your welcome
Dee Jizzle: pure mad skillsssssssss
D'mitri Wyllchen: mad luck
D'mitri Wyllchen: pocket tens
Dee Jizzle: whenever u lose it's luck
Dee Jizzle: quit cryin
Meghan Stanton: no whenver you play it'slick
D'mitri Wyllchen: saying the sky is blue isn't crying
Dee Jizzle: if u consider winning with pocket 10s is luck
D'mitri Wyllchen: it is
Dee Jizzle: u need to learn poker
Meghan Stanton: i play poker
D'mitri Wyllchen: I know how to play thank you
Dee Jizzle: its called skill
Dee Jizzle: get some
Meghan Stanton: not russian roulette
Dee Jizzle: meghan u seem to play bingo
D'mitri Wyllchen: It's called fashion sense, get some
Dee Jizzle: the best thing u can do right now is cry
Meghan Stanton: ...weak.
Dee Jizzle: coz i won with pocket 10s by luck
Ahmasi O'Daniel: they asked about you dee
D'mitri Wyllchen: yeah you did
D'mitri Wyllchen: you didn't see the flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: you had tens
D'mitri Wyllchen: what strategy is that
Dee Jizzle: thats why i go all in pre-flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: check this out
D'mitri Wyllchen: I take a reolver
Dee Jizzle: best hand b4 the flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: I put a bullet in
D'mitri Wyllchen: spin it
D'mitri Wyllchen: it doesn't blow my brains out
D'mitri Wyllchen: I have mad skills
Dee Jizzle: wow
D'mitri Wyllchen: same concept
Dee Jizzle: ur comparing FAKE poker with risking ur life
D'mitri Wyllchen: and I had pocket aces before the other flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: the best hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: the other guy had a jack and eight
D'mitri Wyllchen: I clearly had the better hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: but it didn't work out that way
Dee Jizzle: he got luckty in that case
D'mitri Wyllchen: because of luck
Dee Jizzle: lucky*
D'mitri Wyllchen: exactly
D'mitri Wyllchen: samething with you
Dee Jizzle: but 10 10 is different from 8 J
D'mitri Wyllchen: had an ace shown up you wouldn't have won
D'mitri Wyllchen: luck
Jenifer Stanton: meg fix your damn computer
Dee Jizzle: hahaha
D'mitri Wyllchen: but I had AA
Dee Jizzle: ur pathetic
Dee Jizzle: just keep on playing
D'mitri Wyllchen: That is clearly better than 10 10
Dee Jizzle: dude, quit whining
Meghan Stanton: you're a retard
Dee Jizzle: whom are u talkin to ?
D'mitri Wyllchen: Ok do the math skills boy AA> 10 10
Ahmasi O'Daniel: *****
D'mitri Wyllchen: yet lost
D'mitri Wyllchen: =luck
Meghan Stanton: dee-da-dee
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ***'**
Ahmasi O'Daniel: who re
Dee Jizzle: Meghan u're an ugly face
D'mitri Wyllchen: nice pet rock
Meghan Stanton: ...weak.
Ahmasi O'Daniel: actually meghans kind of hot
Ahmasi O'Daniel: jus sayin
D'mitri Wyllchen: said the toolset with the wannabe aviators
Dee Jizzle: yeah shez definitely a hot white trash girl
Dee Jizzle: agreeed
Ahmasi O'Daniel: like your mom
D'mitri Wyllchen: and you
Dee Jizzle: Ahmasi
D'mitri Wyllchen: 're obviously compensating for a tweezer dick
Dee Jizzle: what a name
Ahmasi O'Daniel: sorry dee jizzle
Jenifer Stanton: if anyone is trash its you
D'mitri Wyllchen: said the guy with "jizz" in his name
Jenifer Stanton: dee
Meghan Stanton: i said the same about Dee Jizzle
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ****in kook
Ahmasi O'Daniel: street kings has a good rant about you
Dee Jizzle: what a bunch of retards
Meghan Stanton: dee-da-dee
Dee Jizzle: i'll just enjoy takin ur money
Dee Jizzle: keep on blabbing suckers
D'mitri Wyllchen: yes enjoy our fiat money
D'mitri Wyllchen: and you keep looking like a douche... we all have parts to play.
Dee Jizzle: okay mama's lil boy
D'mitri Wyllchen: BTW, Pee Wee Herman called and he wants his hairstyle back.
Dee Jizzle: ur mom called and she wants her bra back
D'mitri Wyllchen: Clever Ed Grimmly, think that up all on your own?
Ahmasi O'Daniel: wd grimley -- weak
Ahmasi O'Daniel: thats a pretty clever do i must say
Dee Jizzle: wow, it takes all of you to fight with me
Dee Jizzle: i feel proud
Meghan Stanton: that took a lot of thought, huh?
Ahmasi O'Daniel: say i t loud im whack and im proud
Dee Jizzle: yeah it did, white trash slu t
Dee Jizzle: c ya douchebags
Dee Jizzle: thx for all that money
Jenifer Stanton: f off
D'mitri Wyllchen: come back when you get hair on your balls boy
Ahmasi O'Daniel: awww dont go
D'mitri Wyllchen: It wasway past his bed time
Meghan Stanton: i'm suprised. i didn't think retards knew come backs.
D'mitri Wyllchen: He didn't really.
dopes! : you guys are both retarded for getting mad at someone, online.
D'mitri Wyllchen: Who cares
D'mitri Wyllchen: I was just having fun with the little lad.
Jenifer Stanton: meghan go to br

Again, the 4th!!!

...And it came to pass that Bnengets was famished from jazzercizing on the dunes of Mentone Beach, when a flea that had been scratched off the hindquarters of the Almighty Butt-Sniffer delivered this sacred singing telegram:

Pounder? I don't even know her.
Furbulous... That is not even a word
by the way.

I should hope not.

And it became clear to Bnengets that the acquisition of a sports-drink was in order.

--Pre-Evangelations 11:12-13

So, uh... yeah. Go America and Dog bless Lou Dobbs!!!

A clearer picture of the Whore of Babylon Highland

Last week I quoted Revelations in regards to my whore slut (a whore is a profession) of an ex-girlfriend in an attempt to put this all in context. Of course the Bible is not the preferred text considering they spell Dog G-o-d so they can't be that accurate. Arch Bishop Troy in his all in his piety was more than helpful in locating a more proper sermon in regards to my ex's matters of infidelity:

"Bitch, whore... these names reserved for female dogs and politicians. Babylon has fallen, as did Norton Air Force Base. From whence do the new Babylonians dwell? Highland, mother of all STD hordes of whores. On the street that north most intersects Piedmont, near the Wal-mart does she resideth: The Whore of the New Babylon. Highland, Ca. Woe is he that taketh her in for she will clog your toilets, drink your spirits, and urinate on your carpets and couches. She causeth your 'friends' to sleep with her and argue with you over very nature of digital television as if it were high definition. She debateth not what she knowith and demandith sympathy for every transgression she claimeth happened her. Heed not her crocodile tears because she will fuckith your 'friend' when you lookith not."

--Pre-Evangelations 12:16-34

Why Hydration is Important

Bnengets was running a marathon in the Sahara Desert when the paw of Dog was resting heavy upon him. Then a trumpet sounded... followed by a trombone and then a clarinet. And behold there floating, dressed in only a bajsham, a messenger of Dog. And he utterith the humble words,:

"Let the revelations begin...

Anyways...

Oh, I don't know I just got my mark off on Friday.

I don't like coffee, but I can learn to love it!

So Grandma needs to get wired at the hospital.

Fuck you!
Fuck Me?!

Icee, Look at your freaking cheat sheet.

If you don't eat them I might eat the whole roll.

I will shove this down your throat.

Let's keep it secret.

Drink abstinence...

Once a week this guy... once a week. Yeah, he brings in this suitcase of money.

we were actually having a conversation... Yeah, she was like that good.

The Hustler outfits look like the Playboy outfits.

After so many people started saying it I was like, 'Yeah she is my sister.' ----- 'She's a whore!'

Your hair can be what ever and you have a random collar that connects down here."

--Pre-Evangelations 2:55-70

After Bnengets receives this revelation, he is blessed with his first erection. Well, wouldn't you?

They are behind me...

They ask no quarter. They will not budge.

The alcohol has set in, she does not respond.

Do you have any idea what it means to see your livelihood slip past you in an all too predictable way?

My phantasms have proven themselves relevent in today,
because wordless gauntlets have had their way.

If we could we would run from that shadow beyond the way,
until then we will just pull the shades.

If that isn't a postmodern mythological wet dream,
I don't know what is.

--Pre-Evangelations 12:2-12

It calls to me.

Troy can't get no satisfaction.

And this is a problem, thus sayeth the good book:

Are you suggesting throwing a baseball at your pregnant sisters ankles?
You look a duck with down syndrome.
It's still burning.

It still is burning--In reference to:

So tell me about the incident at the bathroom in Claim Jumper's?
Derek quit this second.
Just throw it at him.

Oh man... I go in to take a piss. There are two guys in the stall. And one is taking a crap.
A foot slurping out of mud. We are talking projectial crap.
And the other guy is screaming Oh yeeaaaaaah!!! I have been waiting for that all fucking day!!!

So, uh yeah.
Is this chanting?

--Pre-Evangelations 06:12-22

IT is quite clear.