Friday, June 27, 2008

Satan Walks this Earth.

Luckily she is confined to Brian's house, but the other day she got out for about forty five minutes... Who knows what sorrow she has wrought.

Naughty Chopstick Instructions

How much do you want to bet the Octanistas are somehow behind this? Perhaps this is a preemptive strike towards those who might order Calamari.

Oh My Dog!!! It's Arch Bishop Troy!!!

It is uncanny..,

Our Message is Apparently Catching On.

And with that, let us begin the official twentieth communion for the Church of Awesomeness. (The nineteenth was undocumented and heavily under the influence of Rockband.)

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Thank Dog for Hot

Through scientific study and thorough evaluation, it has been concluded that during the time around the Industrial Revolution a trend had begun that would not stop until there was nothing left. The results of that study shows the undeniable and...

Let us all thank Dog for the blessing of increasingly hot weather. Without it we may still all be wearing one-pieces.

And a large gathering had come to stand around the prophet Bnengets to heed his wisdom. Bnengets gazed upon the crowd and said, "Why do ye pant and perspire so profusely?" The people then replied, "The sun doth beat upon our shoulders and we know not were to find reprieve." Bnengets then lookethed to the sky and cursed Dog for the stupidity of the people. "Look unto yourselves to find reprieve," spoke Bnengets, "Your undergarments do be long and thick. At the loom ye shall make small and lighter ones, which shall be ever more comfortable and cheaper to make because less linen doth be needed." The multitude marveled at his sapience.

--1 Bnengets 31:6-7

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

The Origin of the Universe

They got one thing wrong--it's not Goooooooooooooooooooood, it's Dooooooooooooooooooooog.