Octanistas have turned our fish friends.

After weeks of hanging with the octopi, Ariel wants to swim ashore and screw the brains out of unsuspecting humans. We are telling you people, they are out there and they are waiting to strike.

Oh, Monkey Balls!

She won doubly big at the carnival.

The First Officially Sanctioned Church of Awesomeness Meeting of 2010

Let the awesomeness begin...

Don't Worry Baby

Brian Wilson is a personal hero of mine, in more ways than one. For instance, he loved making music, but it is obvious he didn't like the limelight. I love to karaoke, but I don't like the attention. Clapping is nice, but random women grabbing me on or off stage makes me extremely uncomfortable. I prefer to be the voice people heard and didn't realize it wasn't the album. I think Brian would agree. His heart had something to say, but I don't think he wanted people to see his face delivering it. Watch this video if you don't believe me.

Ingenuity

As only a true member of the church can deliver.

Quite possibly the most AWESOME thing I have ever seen!!!

Warning: You cannot view this video in a sober fashion or we'll get all alpha dog on your ass.

Vocalise on the theremin

Randy George, the guy who brought us Gnarles Barkley's, the Super Mario Bros and Zelda theme songs on theremin, is at it again on this piece by Rachmaninov.

A House Divided

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Mario Bros. Theremin Style

Yeah, it's worthy.

Jesus Light Switch

The sad part is I don't think this was intended to be a joke. If you look closely you can make out the words "HONOR THY MOTHER AND FATHER" just below the J-man's chest.

Being for the Benefit of Mr Izzard

Ok, well the first part of this clip features Bono playing a self important jackass, of which he does a good job because anyone can play themselves, but shortly after comes Eddie Izzard's rendition Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite which is "bloody brilliant" if I do say so myself. If you haven't seen this movie yet, I highly recommend that you do, and if you have some psychedelic drugs to aid you... well we at the Church of Awesomeness don't condone such satanic acts, but well... you know.

A new deity reveals herself: The Goddess of Balance

Behold her in all her Asian yin-yang glory...

Pirates of the Caribbean: How it should have ended.

If you don't get the last part you should click here.

Sufis may spin to get closer to God...

But that is pussy shit, we spin kick to get closer to Dog... Then we urinate on the closest potted plant.

Blogger is lame and will not display animated gif so you have to download it to see it.

Deep Thoughts On John Wayne

Well, we couldn't figure out how to convert the original swf file to Quicktime so we had to film it off my computer screen and as a result the quality is less than adequate. It is just one of the dick moves Apple snuck into the latest version of Quicktime. Someone needs to give Steve Jobs an enema.

New Olympic Sport: Cat Spinninng

Arch Bishop Troy is proud to represent the United States in this sport. What we have featured here are the preliminaries which got us into the nationals.

Ipecac Family Guy

Since we seem to be on the subject of gross subject matter I felt this was appropriate...

The Fate of Captured Octonistas

It almost makes up for all the harm they have caused...

John the Fisherman

My ex-girlfriend hated this song and would always try to skip to the next track... All the more reason to play it. Oh and awesomemites, since we are on the subject, don't forget to vote in the "who is the biggest whore?" poll.

Move Over George Takei

I always had my suspicions...