Showing posts with label Jouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jouse. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Happy Birthday Jouse!!!

We got you a cake in honor of your nineteenth birthday, but it must have been made by an illegal alien or something because he severely mispelled your name. Oh well, it is the thought that counts.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Jouse: Queen of the Ewoks



Goddess of all things cute and tiny. If it is small, bites, nips at your heels, or is fixated on your nipples, chances are it is a servant, avatar, or manifestation of the munchkin herself. There is no reasoning with this deity. The best thing you can do is hold her head at arms length and let her swing until she is exhausted.