Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Jouse: Queen of the Ewoks
Goddess of all things cute and tiny. If it is small, bites, nips at your heels, or is fixated on your nipples, chances are it is a servant, avatar, or manifestation of the munchkin herself. There is no reasoning with this deity. The best thing you can do is hold her head at arms length and let her swing until she is exhausted.