Thursday, July 31, 2008

Blind Faith

Double click on comic to enlarge.

This is my first attempt at resurrecting my comic after two years and the joke is based on this story.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Octopus sex man avoids jail

Excerpted from
A TASMANIAN man caught downloading images of sexual acts with an octopus has avoided a jail term.

Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, of South Arm in Hobart was caught with 31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus.

Justice David Porter said McLagan had a personality disorder that caused him to avoid interpersonal contact and gave him a pre-occupation with being criticised or rejected, The Mercury reported today.

"Without the opportunity for normal sexual relationships fantasy is often indulged," the judge said yesterday.

"It also emerges from the report that you are particularly self-conscious about your teeth."

He said McLagan's self-esteem was so low he equated himself with a beast.

The judge said McLagan had little, if any, interest in child pornography and that it was accessed while he was trawling for bestiality images.

This is proof that the Octonista's agenda is beyond the scope of interspecies fornication, but rather a means to an end. In short, if we ignore the threat of octopus porn, it is only a matter of time before our streets are littered with child pornography. Dr. James Dobson, I hope you are taking this threat seriously.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Screen Shot from Upcoming Cartoon

I have been working hard to put out another cartoon since I haven't completed one since Republican Lite. You will notice the characters are drawn much better this time around.

Friday, July 4, 2008

It's The Fourth Bitches!!!

Douchebag of the Week: Heidi Montag

"Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"

--Heidi Montag, of "The Hills."

Now children, can you say douche bag? I knew you could.

The Problem With Modern Wifebeating is...

... That we don't use our Rods.

Thus sayeth our Muslim friends.

Apparently, JOUSE was correct.

The platypus is poisonous. I stand corrected.

Heaven is So Real

She has seen it and she is rocking, so it must be true.

Apparently, she is an international phenomenon. It must be the will of Dog.

But if that was not enough for you...

Again, the 4th!!!

...And it came to pass that Bnengets was famished from jazzercizing on the dunes of Mentone Beach, when a flea that had been scratched off the hindquarters of the Almighty Butt-Sniffer delivered this sacred singing telegram:
Pounder? I don't even know her.
Furbulous... That is not even a word
by the way.

I should hope not.

And it became clear to Bnengets that the acquisition of a sports-drink was in order.

--Pre-Evangelations 11:12-13

So, uh... yeah. Go America and Dog bless Lou Dobbs!!!

Man admits octopus porn downloads

Excerpted from The UK Metro:
A man has admitted in an Australian court to downloading octopus porn, as well as other images of sexual acts with ponies, tigers and snakes.

Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, also plead guilty to possessing child pornography – but his defence lawyer insisted that he had 'little or no interest' in the child porn, and only had it on his computer because it had been included in the bulk download of bestiality material.

What a sick bastard... and he had kiddie porn too. Dr. Dobson, hopefully you have recieved my letter by now and can see the severity of the situation now.