The Chinese even know!

Well, it is confirmed. The Chinese, all the way one the other side of the world, know about the Whore of Babylon. Behold the undeniable proof.



Danielle, please proceed forward to your designated parking area.

A clearer picture of the Whore of Babylon Highland

Last week I quoted Revelations in regards to my whore slut (a whore is a profession) of an ex-girlfriend in an attempt to put this all in context. Of course the Bible is not the preferred text considering they spell Dog G-o-d so they can't be that accurate. Arch Bishop Troy in his all in his piety was more than helpful in locating a more proper sermon in regards to my ex's matters of infidelity:

"Bitch, whore... these names reserved for female dogs and politicians. Babylon has fallen, as did Norton Air Force Base. From whence do the new Babylonians dwell? Highland, mother of all STD hordes of whores. On the street that north most intersects Piedmont, near the Wal-mart does she resideth: The Whore of the New Babylon. Highland, Ca. Woe is he that taketh her in for she will clog your toilets, drink your spirits, and urinate on your carpets and couches. She causeth your 'friends' to sleep with her and argue with you over very nature of digital television as if it were high definition. She debateth not what she knowith and demandith sympathy for every transgression she claimeth happened her. Heed not her crocodile tears because she will fuckith your 'friend' when you lookith not."

--Pre-Evangelations 12:16-34

The Excommunication of Danielle Livingston

So it turns out my ex-girlfriend is a whore. That is not news to those who try to keep themselves informed, but I was shocked to find that this was predicted in the Bible.

And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

--Revelations 17:1-6

Of course this could be coincidence but then I found this picture of her and I couldn't help but wonder...



Of course this was confirmed when she admitted to me that she had cheated on me with a so called friend of mine who goes by the name of Nicholas Burris. So there you have it, one more reason for me not to have one iota of faith in humanity, and sadly the first excommunication from the Church.

More pictures of the Whore of Babylon to come.