Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Excommunication of Danielle Livingston

So it turns out my ex-girlfriend is a whore. That is not news to those who try to keep themselves informed, but I was shocked to find that this was predicted in the Bible.
And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication. So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.

--Revelations 17:1-6
Of course this could be coincidence but then I found this picture of her and I couldn't help but wonder...

Of course this was confirmed when she admitted to me that she had cheated on me with a so called friend of mine who goes by the name of Nicholas Burris. So there you have it, one more reason for me not to have one iota of faith in humanity, and sadly the first excommunication from the Church.

More pictures of the Whore of Babylon to come.

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