A clearer picture of the Whore of Babylon Highland

Last week I quoted Revelations in regards to my whore slut (a whore is a profession) of an ex-girlfriend in an attempt to put this all in context. Of course the Bible is not the preferred text considering they spell Dog G-o-d so they can't be that accurate. Arch Bishop Troy in his all in his piety was more than helpful in locating a more proper sermon in regards to my ex's matters of infidelity:

"Bitch, whore... these names reserved for female dogs and politicians. Babylon has fallen, as did Norton Air Force Base. From whence do the new Babylonians dwell? Highland, mother of all STD hordes of whores. On the street that north most intersects Piedmont, near the Wal-mart does she resideth: The Whore of the New Babylon. Highland, Ca. Woe is he that taketh her in for she will clog your toilets, drink your spirits, and urinate on your carpets and couches. She causeth your 'friends' to sleep with her and argue with you over very nature of digital television as if it were high definition. She debateth not what she knowith and demandith sympathy for every transgression she claimeth happened her. Heed not her crocodile tears because she will fuckith your 'friend' when you lookith not."

--Pre-Evangelations 12:16-34