I don't even know what to make of this...

I don't even know what to make of this...
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

Apparently the Octonistas are no longer content peddling their hardcore smut propaganda and have opted to go into the advertisement field. Perhaps they are exploring new avenues of indoctrination, or are looking for new sources of revenue... I can't be sure, but what I do know is that we must boycott any product they are affiliated with. I encourage all Awesomites to abstain from drinking Orangina and if possible, write the company expressing your outrage.

Side note: It is apparent that James Dobson is not taking this threat seriously, so if you want to voice your concerns to a culture warrior, I suggest Tony Perkins.

They've infiltrated the Power Puff Girls

It is becoming increasingly clear that our children are the ultimate targets of the Octonistas. This does make sense since children are the most impressionable. What angers me the Octonista's ingenious subtlety of their propaganda. At first glance this appears innocent enough: a young super hero girl named Bubbles and her stuffed plush toy octopus. But the devil is in the details you see. While researching the Power Puff Girls, I noticed that she sleeps with this "plush toy". The insinuation becomes even clearer in this picture I found of Bubbles in her pre-teen years...



You see the subtle but significant change? This is how they do it, incrementally. One minute you're enjoying Saturday morning cartoons, the next thing you know this is happening in your household...



Join Parents Opposing Octopus Porn and make a contribution to rid this world of tentacle porn while you still can.

The Japanese are obviously in cohoots with the Octonistas.

This is propaganda drawn by the Japanese propagandist Hajime Sorayama (空山基) who is known for his strange erotic art. Now I don't mind depictions of cybernetic women doing whatever it is that cybernetic women do... gigapets, Pokemon or something to that nature. It is when they glorify the octonistas that I can't stand by idly.

Natalie Portman has Betrayed Us

At first this video looks like it is a tribute to one of our greatest prophets, Benny Lava, but at the end her true motives are revealed. After incinerating herself in her own self pity, she reincarnates as an octopus and her prince makes out with her, or worse... it is hard to tell what is really going on here. Whatever it is, neither Dog nor Dr. Dobson would approve. Which is why I am going to have to write two letters: one for the lecherous Natalie Portman; the other to Dr. James Dobson, who I might add, is not written me back because he obviously is not taking this vile threat seriously. Perhaps some Hollywood types have infiltrated his organization and slipped him some mind altering organic tea from Trader Joe's. Who knows, maybe they even got him driving a hybrid now. Still, I mustn't waver in my moral rectitude, or let my doubts become obsession. The good Dr. will write back in good time. Until then, a thorough chastising of Miss Portman is order.


Hat tip to Jessica for noticing and correctly identifying this octanista propaganda. Her work as a foot soldier for P.O.O.P. is outstanding. Perhaps a promotion is in order.

Octopus sex man avoids jail

Excerpted from News.com.AU:

A TASMANIAN man caught downloading images of sexual acts with an octopus has avoided a jail term.

Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, of South Arm in Hobart was caught with 31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus.

Justice David Porter said McLagan had a personality disorder that caused him to avoid interpersonal contact and gave him a pre-occupation with being criticised or rejected, The Mercury reported today.

"Without the opportunity for normal sexual relationships fantasy is often indulged," the judge said yesterday.

"It also emerges from the report that you are particularly self-conscious about your teeth."

He said McLagan's self-esteem was so low he equated himself with a beast.

The judge said McLagan had little, if any, interest in child pornography and that it was accessed while he was trawling for bestiality images.

This is proof that the Octonista's agenda is beyond the scope of interspecies fornication, but rather a means to an end. In short, if we ignore the threat of octopus porn, it is only a matter of time before our streets are littered with child pornography. Dr. James Dobson, I hope you are taking this threat seriously.

Man admits octopus porn downloads

Excerpted from The UK Metro:

A man has admitted in an Australian court to downloading octopus porn, as well as other images of sexual acts with ponies, tigers and snakes.

Rodney Scott McLagan, 48, also plead guilty to possessing child pornography – but his defence lawyer insisted that he had 'little or no interest' in the child porn, and only had it on his computer because it had been included in the bulk download of bestiality material.

What a sick bastard... and he had kiddie porn too. Dr. Dobson, hopefully you have recieved my letter by now and can see the severity of the situation now.

We are not alone in our OUTRAGE.

Apparantly people in Richmond have taken note and the word is spreading.

Octopus Porn in the News

Excerpted from The Sun:

SEVEN workers were suspended after being caught ogling sick internet images of a naked woman with an octopus.

And dozens more could be sacked after bosses at Ford's Dagenham plant in East London pledged a top-level probe.

Both production line and office staff are among those suspended for misuse of company computers.

A worker said last night: "The video is vile but a lot of the lads thought it was a scream.

"They gathered round computer screens and roared with laughter.

"But management didn’t see the funny side."

Ford stopped making cars at Dagenham three years ago but still has more than 5,000 workers making diesel engines for its range of family cars.

A company spokesman said: "We view this seriously as we have clear rules about use of company computers.

"Dismissal is among disciplinary options available to us."

The epidemic is spreading and employers are righfully taking action

The Downfall of Civilization!!!

As recently recovered artifacts from an ancient civilization thought to have been the legendary Atlantis reveal it was not renegade technology, a cataclysmic geological event, nor a Cher music video that brought the Utopian society of the ancient world to its knees; rather it was the mass acceptance of Octopus Porn as an alternative lifestyle.

Below: Pictures from a cave relief found in North/East Yucaipa.

Oh Cali'Maurry and just "Mildly Brilliant"

You have yet to see the true scope of the epidemic of octopus porn that has proliferated throughout our society. Please stand up for Dog, and put these cephalopods in their place.

OMD! They got Cyndi Lauper too. Those Bastards!!!

It is clear from the video that she wasn't a willing participant in the debauchery, still I don't think I will be thinking of her in a lustful way anymore since she has been tainted by their tentacle touch.

Deleted Scene from the Goonies

We were busy being distracted from our devotional duties to Dog by this movie called "The Goonies" when we stumbled upon this deleted scene where Martha Plimpton is molested by a giant octopus. Will they stop at nothing?

More Proof of their Promiscuity

Octopus Porn - Click here for more home videos

Look at these sluts...

Show the Octonistas You're Not Going to Take It Any More

Make a stand by sporting our official shirt and let our eight limbed friends know that we are not going to except their promiscuous lifestyle.

What's worse than octopus sex?

Gay octopus sex. These creatures are immoral. Quick someone alert James Dobson.

The C of A draws a line in the sand.

As you know, we at the Church of Awesomeness have gone out of our way to inform the public of the scourge of Octopus Porn (aka: tentacle porn) which is very much prevalent in today's society. We have brought this plague to the forefront because we feel that modern religious institutions have failed to address this threat to the fabric of society in favor of of focusing on homosexuals and pedophiles as if they could really bring a country to its knees faster than our extremely dexterous adversaries. As you can see the many tenacious tentacles pose a greater threat than that of a gabby prepubescent boy or a purse toting purple Teletubbie could ever hope to: Therefore we as concerned patrons of society have no choice but to bitch-slap the epidemic of our generation. Thus we reaffirm our moral certitude by opposing this bane of humanity, as we focus our resolve in forming Parents Opposing Octopus Porn. Let this day stain the history books...

Octopus porn with a twist

Oh yeah Cali Maury, what do you make of this? I think this is more romantic than a threesome with Mr. Octopus and Octopus Jr.

Oh really mildly brilliant...

Well, you can't get more old school then this.

Well allow me to retort.

Touché Cali Maury. I didn't want to have to do this but...




Shinkuu Hadouken

Oh Snap!

I except your challenge Mildly Brilliant and raise you one fatty, juicy tentacle.