Let us all thank Dog for the blessing of increasingly hot weather. Without it we may still all be wearing one-pieces.
And a large gathering had come to stand around the prophet Bnengets to heed his wisdom. Bnengets gazed upon the crowd and said, "Why do ye pant and perspire so profusely?" The people then replied, "The sun doth beat upon our shoulders and we know not were to find reprieve." Bnengets then lookethed to the sky and cursed Dog for the stupidity of the people. "Look unto yourselves to find reprieve," spoke Bnengets, "Your undergarments do be long and thick. At the loom ye shall make small and lighter ones, which shall be ever more comfortable and cheaper to make because less linen doth be needed." The multitude marveled at his sapience.
--1 Bnengets 31:6-7