Wednesday, August 6, 2008

P.O.O.P. Attempts to Contact Dr. James Dobson a Second Time

Dear Dr. James Dobson and/or the good people of Focus on the Family,

A few months ago (May 6th to be exact) I wrote your staff in hopes that you would hear my plea for help. I can only assume that you are either inundated with questions about curing prepubescent boys of homosexual tendencies via father-son showers or that you don't feel that the current wave of cephalopod-on-human pornography outbreak on the Internets is of a legitimate concern. I am hoping that as a man of faith that the reason is not of the latter. It's apparent that the liberal media has done its best to stifle discussion regarding the conquests of the octanistas and has turned an all but blind eye to the inevitable. Fortunately the Australian authorities, as well as the Australian media have been keeping a close eye on a man who is obviously a contact of the octonistas as it seems he was caught downloading their propaganda, though this is nothing compared to the ruling.

The most shocking aspect of this story is not that their slimy tentacles were involved. No, the most disturbing element of this story is that:
The judge said McLagan had little, if any, interest in child pornography and that it was accessed while he was trawling for bestiality images.

This brings me to the point of this letter. It is increasingly clear that the acceptance of cephalopod-on-human bestiality is but the tip of the iceberg, and serves as but only a means to an end. And this mentally ill man is but a snowflake on the tip of the iceberg. Octopus porn is the gateway drug of porn, it is like beer, marijuana, cigarettes, and Pokemon all rolled into one.

Please take this in to consideration Dr. Dobson, and know that we at the C of A and Parents Opposing Octopus Porn are in dire need of your help and influence.

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