Why worry about terrorists when elephants can paint.

Seriously, I am not worried about Bobo leading an army of pissed off primates to enslave mankind. Nor do I worry about artificial intelligence getting a hair up its cybornetic ass and going postal on humanity. And a six foot arab on dialysis doesn't make me wet myself either, but the fact that elephants are crashing the art scene these days... that is down right disturbing. It is only a matter of time before they learn kung fu, take up nunchukus, or pick up a RPG and declare jihad.