Awesomites: We need your help!

Nothing is more crucial to democracy than that of a voting populace. That is why it is imperative that all Awesonites vote ASAP. No, I am not talking about the Presidential elections, I am talking about our polls--specifically the one about the greatest threat to humanity. Now we at the Church of Awesomeness would never dream of telling one how one should vote, but one should take into serious consideration the bane to humanity that is known as octopus porn. Just saying...