Hubcaps

And who has the right to own these?

And he saw the shiny metallic disc glimmering in the moonlight, ran to it, picking it up, and held it above his head. Bnengets triumphantly shouted, "I own a Ford, therefore it is mine." His inebriated competitors heads then bowed, because they knew his logic was flawless.

--1 Bnengets 4:77-79

Wow...