Can it be true?

Hear ye, hear ye! Now beginneth the ninth day of the convening of the Church of Awesomeness! Let the ceremonial wine flow and the optional bread be eaten.

Thus sayeth Bnengets, "The sacrament of Dog was distributed among the acolytes of the Church. As time passed they began to stumble and enjoy the ground on which they were resting upon."

--1 Bnengets 4:5

Rejoice in the greatness of Dog and his Sacred Sacrament!