Behold the Official Seal of Awesomeness. Be on the look out for this seal. For those things that bare it doth be created of genuine awesomeinity. Beware of the imitations for they do look nigh indistinguishable from the authentic seal. In order to distinguish the indistinguishable, hold the said seal up to an Infa-red light source and lightly sprinkle on some Arm & Hammer Baking Soda. If the seal bursts into flames it doth be counterfeit. If nothing happens, rejoice, for ye have found true and untainted awesomeness.
Do be reminded though this is the Official Seal of Awesomeness, it is NOT the Official Seal of Dog or The Church of Awesomeness. That sacred seal has yet to be revealed to the common peoples of the world. Of course, us leaders of the Church are privy to it's appearance.
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