Showing posts with label Douche Bag of the Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Douche Bag of the Week. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Douche Bag of the Week

Reprinted from Yahoo News:
ELKO, Nev. - A man accused of trying to extort $500 from a Pizza Hut in Elko was foiled by his own cell phone camera. Police said a former employee of the restaurant allegedly called the manager on Friday and told him he had five Pizza Hut signs that are used on the roofs of vehicles and wouldn't return them unless he was paid $500.

Police said the manager wanted proof that Long had the signs. So the 23-year-old man sent him a cell phone picture that proved to be his undoing.

Officers were able to zoom in on license plate numbers of two vehicles in the background that are registered to the man.

He's been charged with extortion, possession of stolen property and grand larceny. Bail is set at $15,000.

Ok, where to start?

1. If you are going to risk going to jail for extortion, it should be worth it. Five hundred dollars isn't even enough to pay a month's worth of rent in most places.

2. If you are going to send photographic evidence that you have stolen property, don't take a picture that reveals your surroundings, property, or your vehicle period. The fact that this tool sent a picture that included his license plate is beyond stupid, which is why he has earned the title of Douche Bag of the Week.

Congradulations douche bag.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Douchebag of the Week: Heidi Montag

"Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"

--Heidi Montag, of "The Hills."


Now children, can you say douche bag? I knew you could.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

And the Douche Bag of the Week Award goes to...

Drum roll please...

Bill O'Reilly!!!


Wow, I just happened to have a graphic already with his likeness on it. What are the chances?

Sunday, May 4, 2008

The Watchers



I don't know if you have ever heard of these douche bags, but I had the misfortune of delivering a pizza to these weirdos about a year ago. It turns out someone ordered the pizza as a prank, but these people came out and threatened to call the cops on me. Only later did I hear of their reputation and as it turns out there is quite the following of them on youtube.

At first I thought how awful it must be to have kids constantly stopping in front of your house, but then I remembered how rude they were to me and also if they weren't constantly watching out their windows like creeps maybe people would lose interest. So thery bring it upon themselves and that is why they have earned the title of "Douche bag of the Week."

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Douche Bag of the Week: Headbutting Aikido Board Guy



Ah, got to love it... high diving in the shallow end of the gene pool.