The High Priestess and I play poker with a complete tool...

Ahmasi O'Daniel: good hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: lame ass hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: all in on a jack and eight
D'mitri Wyllchen: vs pocket aces?
D'mitri Wyllchen: There is no god.
Ahmasi O'Daniel: nice
Dee Jizzle: hey meghan try dee's nuts
Meghan Stanton: clever
Dee Jizzle: tell me about it
Meghan Stanton: almost as much as jizzle
D'mitri Wyllchen: how appropriate, they're peanuts
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ())=====D
Dee Jizzle: read what it says
Dee Jizzle: NUTS
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ())=====DAmy Browne: nh
Meghan Stanton: but they sell peanuts at the circus
Meghan Stanton: you know that right
Dee Jizzle: thx for enlightening me
Amy Browne: hrmm
dopes! : owned.
Meghan Stanton: your welcome
Dee Jizzle: pure mad skillsssssssss
D'mitri Wyllchen: mad luck
D'mitri Wyllchen: pocket tens
Dee Jizzle: whenever u lose it's luck
Dee Jizzle: quit cryin
Meghan Stanton: no whenver you play it'slick
D'mitri Wyllchen: saying the sky is blue isn't crying
Dee Jizzle: if u consider winning with pocket 10s is luck
D'mitri Wyllchen: it is
Dee Jizzle: u need to learn poker
Meghan Stanton: i play poker
D'mitri Wyllchen: I know how to play thank you
Dee Jizzle: its called skill
Dee Jizzle: get some
Meghan Stanton: not russian roulette
Dee Jizzle: meghan u seem to play bingo
D'mitri Wyllchen: It's called fashion sense, get some
Dee Jizzle: the best thing u can do right now is cry
Meghan Stanton: ...weak.
Dee Jizzle: coz i won with pocket 10s by luck
Ahmasi O'Daniel: they asked about you dee
D'mitri Wyllchen: yeah you did
D'mitri Wyllchen: you didn't see the flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: you had tens
D'mitri Wyllchen: what strategy is that
Dee Jizzle: thats why i go all in pre-flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: check this out
D'mitri Wyllchen: I take a reolver
Dee Jizzle: best hand b4 the flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: I put a bullet in
D'mitri Wyllchen: spin it
D'mitri Wyllchen: it doesn't blow my brains out
D'mitri Wyllchen: I have mad skills
Dee Jizzle: wow
D'mitri Wyllchen: same concept
Dee Jizzle: ur comparing FAKE poker with risking ur life
D'mitri Wyllchen: and I had pocket aces before the other flop
D'mitri Wyllchen: the best hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: the other guy had a jack and eight
D'mitri Wyllchen: I clearly had the better hand
D'mitri Wyllchen: but it didn't work out that way
Dee Jizzle: he got luckty in that case
D'mitri Wyllchen: because of luck
Dee Jizzle: lucky*
D'mitri Wyllchen: exactly
D'mitri Wyllchen: samething with you
Dee Jizzle: but 10 10 is different from 8 J
D'mitri Wyllchen: had an ace shown up you wouldn't have won
D'mitri Wyllchen: luck
Jenifer Stanton: meg fix your damn computer
Dee Jizzle: hahaha
D'mitri Wyllchen: but I had AA
Dee Jizzle: ur pathetic
Dee Jizzle: just keep on playing
D'mitri Wyllchen: That is clearly better than 10 10
Dee Jizzle: dude, quit whining
Meghan Stanton: you're a retard
Dee Jizzle: whom are u talkin to ?
D'mitri Wyllchen: Ok do the math skills boy AA> 10 10
Ahmasi O'Daniel: *****
D'mitri Wyllchen: yet lost
D'mitri Wyllchen: =luck
Meghan Stanton: dee-da-dee
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ***'**
Ahmasi O'Daniel: who re
Dee Jizzle: Meghan u're an ugly face
D'mitri Wyllchen: nice pet rock
Meghan Stanton: ...weak.
Ahmasi O'Daniel: actually meghans kind of hot
Ahmasi O'Daniel: jus sayin
D'mitri Wyllchen: said the toolset with the wannabe aviators
Dee Jizzle: yeah shez definitely a hot white trash girl
Dee Jizzle: agreeed
Ahmasi O'Daniel: like your mom
D'mitri Wyllchen: and you
Dee Jizzle: Ahmasi
D'mitri Wyllchen: 're obviously compensating for a tweezer dick
Dee Jizzle: what a name
Ahmasi O'Daniel: sorry dee jizzle
Jenifer Stanton: if anyone is trash its you
D'mitri Wyllchen: said the guy with "jizz" in his name
Jenifer Stanton: dee
Meghan Stanton: i said the same about Dee Jizzle
Ahmasi O'Daniel: ****in kook
Ahmasi O'Daniel: street kings has a good rant about you
Dee Jizzle: what a bunch of retards
Meghan Stanton: dee-da-dee
Dee Jizzle: i'll just enjoy takin ur money
Dee Jizzle: keep on blabbing suckers
D'mitri Wyllchen: yes enjoy our fiat money
D'mitri Wyllchen: and you keep looking like a douche... we all have parts to play.
Dee Jizzle: okay mama's lil boy
D'mitri Wyllchen: BTW, Pee Wee Herman called and he wants his hairstyle back.
Dee Jizzle: ur mom called and she wants her bra back
D'mitri Wyllchen: Clever Ed Grimmly, think that up all on your own?
Ahmasi O'Daniel: wd grimley -- weak
Ahmasi O'Daniel: thats a pretty clever do i must say
Dee Jizzle: wow, it takes all of you to fight with me
Dee Jizzle: i feel proud
Meghan Stanton: that took a lot of thought, huh?
Ahmasi O'Daniel: say i t loud im whack and im proud
Dee Jizzle: yeah it did, white trash slu t
Dee Jizzle: c ya douchebags
Dee Jizzle: thx for all that money
Jenifer Stanton: f off
D'mitri Wyllchen: come back when you get hair on your balls boy
Ahmasi O'Daniel: awww dont go
D'mitri Wyllchen: It wasway past his bed time
Meghan Stanton: i'm suprised. i didn't think retards knew come backs.
D'mitri Wyllchen: He didn't really.
dopes! : you guys are both retarded for getting mad at someone, online.
D'mitri Wyllchen: Who cares
D'mitri Wyllchen: I was just having fun with the little lad.
Jenifer Stanton: meghan go to br

Reduce, Recycle, Re-use

An Experiment

Seriously what the fuck is up with Asian people?

I just don't know what to think about this.

It was a prophecy...

A good T-shirt for the all natural girls...

Ingenuity

As only a true member of the church can deliver.

Quite possibly the most AWESOME thing I have ever seen!!!

Warning: You cannot view this video in a sober fashion or we'll get all alpha dog on your ass.

$+@|\|

All your base are belong to Stan.

Ok, I'll bite... 25 random things about me.

1. I like tequila, not José Cuervo.

2. I am an Atheist, and no this isn't just a phase I'm going through.

3. Charles Bukowski is one of my favorite writers.

4. I love cheese, which makes my lactose intolerance that more ironic.

5. I have been known to close cupboard doors & flick off light switches with my feet, and shin kick palm trees when I am drunk.

6. Long hair on a woman gets me harder than Chinese algebra.

7. I am pedantic.

8. You truly don't know a person until you play Chess with them.

9. My ASVAB test pointed towards these professions: politician, teacher, sniper, & dancer?

10. Just like in photography, there is a "magic hour" in which I am a pretty damn good pool player; but it's when I'm moderately intoxicated; and like Sisyphus, I never get that rock up that fucking hill.

11. I think Troy is a fuckrock.

12. Yeah, that is an inside joke, and no I am not going to explain.

13. I own an RV and it is named "The Divine Providence": Ironic, isn't it?

14. I have thick healthy Blagojevich-worthy hair down to the middle of my back and it pisses a lot of women off.

15. I am right-handed, though I can be ambidextrous when it comes to most things.

16. I am a liberal Democrat that enjoys the Second Amendment.

17. Brian Wilson's best works were "Don't Worry Baby", "God Only Knows", and "Good Vibrations".

18. I wear eight hole Doc Martins (size 11) and Levi 527's (34/30 boot cut) if you are wondering what to buy me.

19. I love sushi... Yet interestingly enough don't like most cooked fish.

20. I spit on a llama once. He started it. No, really... I was fourteen and my mom yelled at me for it.

21. I am currently studying to be a Radiology Tech.

22. House is my favorite TV show at the moment. Big surprise.

23. There is no "R' in Washington, and if you pronounce it like that you sound ignorant.

24. Of all negative personality aspects, I hate lying. I view it as an insult to my intelligence.

25. If there ever was a "Heaven", it involves wine tasting in Northern California, a whole lot of sex, chocolate and fruit.

Vocalise on the theremin

Randy George, the guy who brought us Gnarles Barkley's, the Super Mario Bros and Zelda theme songs on theremin, is at it again on this piece by Rachmaninov.

All your base are belong to us!!!

And heavens cracked like an egg, and the Dog of hosts spaketh "All your base are belong to us!!!" And the people who felt the burden of such news cried out in anguish "Oh no, they set us up the bomb!!!"

--2 Bnengets 54:12-13

No truer words have ever been spoken...

Movie Review: Star Warped

There are several things we could have done this evening that we could have done to kill thirty four minutes. Group masturbation games involving toast comes to mind, as well as making sure the rectal thermometer still works. Honestly, I wouldn't even subject Heinrich Himmler to this onslaught of Trisomy 21 influenced clay-mation. Perhaps mass enemas would have been a better use of time.

This is the result of too much available stop-motion technology and modeling clay coupled with the lack of much needed supervision of acne ridden comic con nerds that would have been better off spending their time beating off to pictures of Bobba Fett and Princess Leia. The plot is simple: a disruption in the space-time continuum has brought poorly sculpted renditions of our favorite sci-fi characters together to fight a war of good and evil which will determine the fate of the universe. The main protagonists are cheap knock offs of Spock and Captain Kirk from the original Star Trek series, who must get back the monolith to restore order as instructed by the Star Child from 2001, which suspiciously sounds like a foul mouthed Sean Connery. Their adversary is "Darth Vapor": a lame flatulent two-dimensional parody of Darth Vader that would have been better off being voiced by Pee Wee Herman. Alliances are formed on both sides involving Robocop, E.T., The Terminator, Alien, The Predator, and Darth Mini Maul: another proponent of the "Dark Smell of the Force".

Personally, the only "Dark Smell" we could detect emanated from this movie. Should you feel the need to punish yourself in this way you could watch this movie, but it would be equally entertaining to piss in a live wall socket.

We give this movie a -2 stars.

Happy Birthday Jouse!!!

Happy Birthday Jouse!!!
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

We got you a cake in honor of your nineteenth birthday, but it must have been made by an illegal alien or something because he severely mispelled your name. Oh well, it is the thought that counts.

I don't even know what to make of this...

I don't even know what to make of this...
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

Apparently the Octonistas are no longer content peddling their hardcore smut propaganda and have opted to go into the advertisement field. Perhaps they are exploring new avenues of indoctrination, or are looking for new sources of revenue... I can't be sure, but what I do know is that we must boycott any product they are affiliated with. I encourage all Awesomites to abstain from drinking Orangina and if possible, write the company expressing your outrage.

Side note: It is apparent that James Dobson is not taking this threat seriously, so if you want to voice your concerns to a culture warrior, I suggest Tony Perkins.

Kierra's "tiny" feet

Kierra's "tiny" feet
Originally uploaded by Mildly Brilliant

I have had a theory about the Arch Bishop for some time now. He far too tall to be a mere mortal. In fact, I suspect he is descended from nephilim... That is to say somewhere in his family tree someone got freaky with an angel. I present to you exhibit A: the footprints of his newborn daughter. How many human infants have feet this large?

This is by far the most damning evidence to date.