Another Eyewitness Account of Satan

I got to warn you it ain't pretty:


Note the fangs and the left eye half open.... And you all thought I was crazy.

Don't Worry Baby

Brian Wilson is a personal hero of mine, in more ways than one. For instance, he loved making music, but it is obvious he didn't like the limelight. I love to karaoke, but I don't like the attention. Clapping is nice, but random women grabbing me on or off stage makes me extremely uncomfortable. I prefer to be the voice people heard and didn't realize it wasn't the album. I think Brian would agree. His heart had something to say, but I don't think he wanted people to see his face delivering it. Watch this video if you don't believe me.

For all those who have Diabetes

It could be worse, you could have diabeetis...


The more you know...

It's been a while...

...but awesomeness is back. Sound the trumpets, roll out the red carpet, and pick up some brown people at Home Despot, because this may be interesting.