After weeks of hanging with the octopi, Ariel wants to swim ashore and screw the brains out of unsuspecting humans. We are telling you peopl...

She won doubly big at the carnival.

And the High Priestess Called to her Men " There will be Church Tonight ! "

...and why you shouldn't use it in vain.

Let the awesomeness begin...

I got to warn you it ain't pretty: Note the fangs and the left eye half open.... And you all thought I was crazy.

Brian Wilson is a personal hero of mine, in more ways than one. For instance, he loved making music, but it is obvious he didn't like t...

It could be worse, you could have diabeetis... The more you know...

...but awesomeness is back. Sound the trumpets, roll out the red carpet, and pick up some brown people at Home Despot, because this may be ...

Ahmasi O'Daniel: good hand D'mitri Wyllchen: lame ass hand D'mitri Wyllchen: all in on a jack and eight D'mitri Wyllchen: vs...

Seriously what the fuck is up with Asian people?

It was a prophecy...

As only a true member of the church can deliver.